Goblinfucker Share definition Flag A gentleman with a tendency to pursue and engage in sexual activities with ladies of less-than-stellar repute or appearance. I saw you banging the old lunch lady in your car last night pal, you're a real goblinfucker. Goblinfucker by jogan6 February 3, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Goblinfucker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch