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Goat Milk 

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!
Goat Milk by TheMilkerOfGoats June 27, 2011

goat milk 

the most holy liquid from the deepest pits of hell

but don't talk about the goat cheese, we don't do that.
me must shower ourselves in goat milk ;)

Goat milk IV: Nun-of your business

A hardcore porno involving goats covered in blueberry jam, nuns, barbed wire and a rounded off crucifix. These series of disgusting events lead to describe any situation that is extremely disgusting or deviant. only the first part of the title is used in a description.
How to use Goat milk IV: nun-of your business
Whoa did you see that chick?

Yeah she is soO goat milk!

goat milk pie 

When you have anal sex with a lactating female that has diarrhea then proceed to titty fuck her.
Sheila has been nursing so she's a prime candidate for a goat milk pie.
goat milk pie by GoatMilks November 20, 2018

Goat milk shower 

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.
Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet

goat's milk 

Someone who hangs around you like a bad smell, following you everywhere you go without encouragement, copying whatever it is you do in the hope that your good fortune might rub off on them.

For instance, you go fishing and you find this really good remote spot, out on a rock all by yourself, miles from anyone else. Then a goat's milk comes along and wants to share the exact same space in the hope that they'll get to catch a fish too.

(This is a saying that originated in the 1940's I believe. I learnt this saying from my parents when I was a kid, whenever I told them about the loser kid at school who was hanging around
"Uh-oh, here's comes goat's milk, quick, let's hide!"
goat's milk by Shayne Baptist December 24, 2007
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