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go fly a kite

Get Lost!
Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?
go fly a kite by Nameless 80s June 12, 2016

go fly a kite

This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.
Quit bothering me, Go fly a kite!
go fly a kite by Squidbilly37 October 22, 2020

go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!
go fly a kite by Downstrike October 17, 2004

Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off
Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!
Go fly a kite by NotTesla May 24, 2022

Go fly a kite

1: A outside activity
2: a insult, telling someone that they’re annoying and that they should go away
1:
Person 1: Hey, wanna go fly a kite?
Person 2: Sure!

2:
Person 1: hey! Hey! Hello! Heyo!
Person 2: go fly a kite.
Go fly a kite by Peppa lol December 2, 2022
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