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Gnome Patrol 

Usually a large group of stoners who are almost a large society on their own and unified by their friendship, not moochness.

To be leader of said society is a bad thing only brought on by unencouragable acts such as: dropping the weed in its many forms, a joint, a pipe, a bong even (its happened before), or losing the weed period, sometimes it is excusable, such as a pothole contributed towards this act or the person next to you elbowed you pretty hard in the ribs, sometimes it can be alrite when the smoking device overheats and/or is cashed, on the other hand someone burning their hand because they were holding the utensil wrong after being given a proper instructional on the instrument or being experienced with said tool is inexcusable in any manner.

Remember, this was invented for fun and mostly for shits and giggles to keep people from fucking up and learning what their doing before trying to act pro and just wasting weed.
A: The Gnome Patrol was initially created by a group of friends in Buford, Georgia after a hallcuinating member saw a gnome run through a nearby yard
Gnome Patrol by The Kaiser of Shiza December 30, 2008
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Gnome Patrol 

GNOME PATROL is the alias for an acoustic duo cover project based in Knoxville, TN. The group is locally legendary for their medleys and mash-ups of popular radio hits, crossing genres and styles with comic humor in the footsteps of groups like Tenacious D and Flight Of The Conchords. In addition to their unique on-stage antics, they are also known to perform serious cover material and a few original songs, showcasing their talent as accomplished musicians. Gnome Patrol is also known for their silly videos plugging their live shows, contests and Gnome related exploits.
"Yo, dat Gnome Patrol is crazy dope, chief!!!"
Gnome Patrol by Manheim Steamroller February 22, 2009

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026