Glutance

A Gluten free lap dance, Usually found at vegan strip clubs

Man: Hey i might go and get a glutance,

by yourmumskeeper August 16, 2018

Gluance

gluance is when someone identifies and sticks to an opinion, using the excuse ‘it’s nuanced’ as their reason as to why they won’t listen to alternate arguments. The ‘sticking’ to the opinion is what warrants the ‘glue’ aspect of the word.

example: dude, that feminist is so gluanced. She thinks one example speaks for all men.

by hahm December 6, 2017