Gloria is the best kind of friend to count on. She’s always there for advice and right there to help you. She isn’t the most lovable person but she can be if you’re the one, (which you probably aren’t because she’s stuck on her ex). Gloria’s usually happen to fall for Gavins even though most gavins are just nic addicted white boy spaghetti noodles. Otherwise Glorias are pretty lit
Yooo that chick Gloria pretty thicc
by I don’t like people May 3, 2020
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Big and chunkeh
Person 1: Look out, I think Moto Moto likes you ;)
Gloria: hUh
Person 1: Here he comeesss

*I LIKE THEM BIIGGGG I LIKE THEM CHUNNKKKYY*
by shitting_racoon March 13, 2019
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"Gloria" is the title of a very popular cover song. The song was originally written by Van Morrison and performed by the band "Them" in 1964. As years went on, many bands and artists did covers of the song. Each band or artist usually improvises on the lyrics in their own creative way.
One of the best versions of "Gloria" is by The Doors from their "Live in New York" album.
by Analog Kid September 13, 2005
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A short girl who is so smart you must keep your mind 20 meters away so you don't get baffled about anything. She is hard to be a friend with.
She can also be tall and beutiful but so dumb you get baffled around her, too.
Drake: did you walk near Gloria again?
Guy: Hmm, Blah, Keha.
by A Shritan January 21, 2020
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Gloria is a little bluewaffle that will act like a grandma but then bitch like mad
Wow man your grandma is a real Gloria!
by Pussyfucker1738 January 2, 2017
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A crazy girl who likes to watch you sleep alone and feeds off of souls
Gloria is going to get you
by Freeghost May 28, 2018
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