Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 23, 2023

Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.

He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.

by Anonymous Skull May 11, 2022

Glazed Donut

verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach

Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!

Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪

by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 17, 2021

Glazed donut

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.

"After I bent my girl over the counter and banged her, I pulled out and gave her glazed donut."

by Mr.Fatnuts January 29, 2023

Glazed Donut

When two males gather together, each ejaculate on opposite cheeks of a woman’s butt

“Hey bro wanna glazed donut this chick? I got left cheek you got the right cheek.”

by Tay’s.cock December 8, 2021

Glazed Donut

When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head

Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night

by skinnybutpacking April 7, 2021

glazed donut

"STOP LOOKING IT UP" - Ian Hecox

Why is everyone googling "glazed donut" after the Smosh stream?

by smosh_stan February 9, 2021