"D'ye hear Willie's in the hospital wi' some stitches?"
"Naw, what happened?"
"He was badmouthing Tam's bird when she wallopped him one wi' her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake"
"Naw, what happened?"
"He was badmouthing Tam's bird when she wallopped him one wi' her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake"
by Boabby the barman December 19, 2014

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
