gives none

to not care

Person 1: "Wow your a dick"
Person 2: "Gives none."

Person 1: "I'm seeing Eminem in concert tonight!"
Person 2: "Gives none."

gives none by loserlikeme555 June 29, 2011

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Gives None

verb; To not care,

-"aye did you see him getting on your girl?"

-"ya but i got on her best friend, GIVES NONE!"

Gives None by lilshady February 23, 2011

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None Given

When one gives zero(zilch) fucks. The art to give zero fucks. Gangs have been created due to the amount of fucks they gave. To have a completely empty bag of fucks.

" Wow he real said None Given when he punched Billy in the face."

"Did you see Bob move out at the age of 14. He must have said None Given."

None Given by TheyCallMeNonegiven December 16, 2012

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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