(Otherwise known as Gross Turdman, Grey Hairman or Heat-a-Pantgerm.) This is a lanky bearded fish gobbling fart smelling pervert, who roams an area know locally as Toddingrad, stalking, leering and perving over unsuspecting girls, normally of non-British decent. Easily identifiable due to the constant scratching of the testical / rectum areas, and wearing odd shoes.
by Bradders October 28, 2003
One who follows the lifestyle of leisure, poker, and marijuana. Has little to no motivation for pursuing any other activities.
I heard Billy is living Girth Life nowadays...
Yeah man, he's been hitting the vaporizer all day while ten-tabling sit and go's.
Yeah man, he's been hitting the vaporizer all day while ten-tabling sit and go's.
by lennygirth May 8, 2009
The name of the man who wins at life using his extremely vascular and thick cock. Cock could be used a blunt object and a throat fucking could easily become attempted murder. See Omari.
"I am the Girth Warrior " Omari said while brandishing his thick long cock at the city of Los Angeles. This was his favorite rooftop for the sunrise brandishing.
by Throatbaby November 19, 2020
The act of being born in a spectacular manner resembling a surprise party. Includes streamers, balloons, party hats etc.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Dave's birth?
Guy 2: No, how was it?
Guy 1: It was sooo girth-gallus.
Guy 2: I'm jealous.
Guy 2: No, how was it?
Guy 1: It was sooo girth-gallus.
Guy 2: I'm jealous.
by creamsicleghosthunter999 September 21, 2014
by turdunit October 26, 2016
A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.
It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.
by octopus-5 January 25, 2010
Big Titty Bertha stroked her chin, bit her lip, and whispered
“Fuuuuck”
Felipe jogged over to the hottie and shouted, “damn, you’re one girth girl.”
“Fuuuuck”
Felipe jogged over to the hottie and shouted, “damn, you’re one girth girl.”
by xashpash February 21, 2021