giraffe's neck 

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

giraffe's neck by koyn November 29, 2006

Giraffe's Neck 

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

Giraffe's Neck by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Giraffe's Neck 

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

Giraffe's Neck by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019