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Gilf Hunter 

A Gilf Hunter is a carnivorous predator indigenous to filthy run down sports bars. The Gilf Hunter searches for his prey with a hawklike glare which puts a chill down your spine. The main staple of his diet are 50+ year old biker chicks with 4-6 teeth, horse hair, and a girth to rival the infamous BT Lee. His only natural enemies in the wild, are pseudo-intellectual red-headed fat ugly girls, who swear they are only virgins because they are waiting untill college is over so they can concentrate on school. The Paradox is, that although they must make excuses for their permanent virginity, they have already been violated savagly by the Gilf Hunter which fuels their eternal quest for the love and effection that he so wrongfully denied them. Another mystery which surrounds the ever-elusive Gilf Hunter is how he graduated from high school, took almost three years off, is in his 3 year of college and is still only 17 years old.
Gilf Hunter culls the herd by preying on the weak and the old.
Gilf Hunter by Man Chowder December 5, 2003

gilf hunter 

The gilf hunter is an illusive, slanky, balding, 19 year old. He secretly fucks the shit out of the oldest, most crude bitches he can get his hands on. To the outside world he is known as cameron, but to his lovers he is known as The Infamous BOBO.
Gilf hunters always cover their tracks by dating fatasses.
gilf hunter by Cameron Lacoste January 27, 2007
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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