Gibbon's Shame 

"The Gibbon's Shame" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To perform the Gibbon's Shame, climb to the top of the forest canopy and drape your vine near the banana tree.

Dr. Livingston's numerous expeditions into the Zambian jungle had no scientific merit and were really just meditations on The Gibbon's Shame.

Gibbon's Shame by boat butter January 15, 2009

Gibson's Law 

Variant of Godwin's Law, popular in Scotland.

In discussions concerning the Scottish independence debate, whomever mentions Braveheart, Bannockburn or William Wallace first automatically loses the argument.

Named for Australian actor/director Mel Gibson who starred in the 1997 film, Braveheart, about Scottish folk hero, William Wallace.

"I'm voting 'Yes' in the referendum."
"Most people who do so are swayed by sentimentality, and memories of Wallace and Bannockburn."
"Gibson's Law. You lose."

Gibson's Law by Hayter May 24, 2014

Mel Gibson's face 

1)a term used to describe someone who is expressing deep emotional anguish as if they are on the verge of a mental break-down.

2)a term used to describe one's state of being. Usually of an unpleasant, nauseated nature.

*taken from the intensely dramatic face Mel Gibson makes in his movies whenever something bad happens to his character.

1) Bill: Hey, remember that guy we used to work with whose wife just left him for his brother who was a millionaire midget and then got fired for showing up to work drunk.

Bob: Yeah, why?

Bill: I saw him at the bar last night looking like Mel Gibson's face.

2) I've had the flu for over a week now and I still feel like Mel Gibson's face.

Mel Gibson's face by Donotuseyourrealname April 23, 2010

Gibbo's Pantry 

The butthole of anyone nicknamed Gibbo

That god awful smell is coming out of Gibbo's Pantry!

Gibbo's Pantry by BeerPenguin October 6, 2019

orange faced shit gibbon 

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

orange faced shit gibbon by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

shit-gibbon

A person who is a compete piece of shit.

Donald Trump is such a shit-gibbon!

shit-gibbon by shit for brians February 8, 2017