Geylang Methodist Secondary School

Located in a red light district but somehow manages to have the modt posh and uptight kids and the most YP in the same school. Apparently the school got a lot of money but uses it to make more basketball courts that we somehow aren't allowed to use most times. GMSS is the place where you find muggers and vapers sitting next to each other in class.

Geylang Methodist Secondary School is only known for it's tragic death (RIP)

Geylang Methodist Secondary School by fakurmaderpassawayy August 20, 2021

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teachers are homophobic and if never do hw or do something bad then phone confiscated for one week. teachers dont give 2 fucks about mental health and all the NA people act so fucking superior when they are just so dumb… a lot of yps and xmms in NA or NT but express is very chill and no drama. school so strict and force us to go to useless programmes and for what? most teachers suck but some are ok ig?

person a: what school are you from?
person b: geylang methodist secondary school and it sucks

geylang methodist secondary school by idontgiveanyshit August 22, 2021

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