Get on that table

When one of your friends is getting with someone they are most probably going to be getting on their table. Getting on their table is obvs having sex with them.
*Jordan starts getting off with Lizzie* Ryan shouts; "Get on that table Jordan"

*Caly starts getting with Sarah* Ryan tells Lydia about it... Lydia asks Caly; "You getting on that table?"
by oneangryanarchist March 22, 2011
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get out of the table

An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.
Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."
by vivian February 11, 2004
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