get mommed

To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.

Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.

Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009

MOM GET THE CAMERA!

What to shout when something awesome happens (or you think is awesome), then realize that your mom won't get it.

{SCORE LIMIT REACHED}
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!

by ACarHitsUrFace March 26, 2016

MOM GET THE CAMERA!

The thing that my other cousin says every 2 fucking seconds.

gets kill
MOM GET THE CAMERA!

by AarChan May 17, 2021

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!

by Collloser The Typer Boi January 05, 2021

Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 09, 2009