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gesù ladro 

italian exclemation used when you're sooo much angry.you can even use it when you don't know what to say.
GESÙ LADRO MA VUOI TACERE FIGLIO DI PUTTANA

Gesú incappucciato 

Gesus hooded, literal.
Exclamation for disappointment.
When you are Hitler and you find out Mussolini has invaded Greece: « Gesú incappucciato, wtf is he doing?!”
Gesú incappucciato by Piscis November 22, 2019

Gesú merda 

Typical italian explanation when you are really angry and you want to show your pain or your disappointment
For example :

-a pain after an hurt: “ gesú merda che male !”

-after a disappointment :” non puoi dirmi all’ultimo che non ci sei, Gesù merda “

-you can also put it in a lot of sentences :” ciao Marco Gesù merda come stai ? “
Gesú merda by DioMacellaio69 December 15, 2017

Gesu incappucciato 

its just one of the infinite combinations of Italian blasphemy literally meaning Jesus with a hood on. In the Italian language you can put whatever word combined with God (DIo) or Jesus ( Gesu)
mi e caduto l'iphone Gesu incappucciato / my Iphone felt Gesu incappucciato

Gesu bastardo

It's a typical expression used in Veneto that means "Son of Mary (jesus) is a fuckin asshole". You use it when you're angry, but not so much to say "Porca madonna".
E' finito il vino, Gesu bastardo!
The wine is finished, Gesu bastardo!

Gesu bastardo, mi è scappata la capra!
Gesu bastardo, my goat run away!
Gesu bastardo by El chiavador December 3, 2018

gesù merda 

Is like saying that the son of god is a shit. Actually the meaning is (Shit Jesus or Jesus is shit). Maybe not one of the most used ones but i swear that is a good and proper way to esclamate when something bad happens. Examples.
Apri la finestra che c'è puzza Gesù merda. (Open the windows that the rooms stinks Jesus merda).
Stai zitto testa de cazzo che hai rotto lo schermo Gesù merda. (Shut up dickhead, you broke the screen Jesus merda).
gesù merda by ColafuckingBlast September 27, 2017