An european country where teens are allowed to (legally!) drink alcohol at the age of 16 and stuff like wodka at the age of 18 but yet the government complains about too many drunk teens.
no examples for Germany.
by thatsooverrated April 30, 2014
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The Federal Republic of Germany is a country located in middle europe.
It has a population of at least 50 million people thinking they are required to be superficially friendly to migrants because of the dark past of Nazi government.
Since the 1960s the main import products are refugees from the Near East.
Politically Germany is the first country to have bans and redirections on diesel cars which makes German vehicles a lot cheaper in surrounding countries,
such as France.
In Germany political parties can be subdivided into the left and right wing as well as the Middle which calls itself the “People’s Party”.
Citizens in Germany own the habit to call everyone rightextreme whether a person is against new immigration from abroad or against the politics of the Middle.
The culture defines itself by basic values like democracy, liberty and Christianity.
According to the native German population there is a growing fear of Islamic dominance by the brutality of the Quaran and the high migration.

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the country is being pulled apart by the negative side effects of the Syrian conflict which ended up in massive refugee crowds invading the EU.
Germany’s cultural values got ridiculously superficial.
by Dudenverlag November 15, 2018
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Germany is a country in Europe. It has good weapons, engineering, And Amazing food... German people are amazing people. Did you know that Liver worst is liver sausage in German? In world war two, Hitler was a dictator who forced everyone to do his bidding... Almost nobody in America who I know of likes him... Despite what everyone thinks, Germans were NOT the bad guys in World war two... The Nazis were, And, not even all the Nazis were bad... They were forced... Germany is an amazing place That people should give more respect....
Germany is a beautiful place.
by Lord_Darkmoor April 7, 2015
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Germany is alot like Wisconsin, but with a bad past.
I don't like Germany, but Wisconsin is awesome.
by Rlvers March 11, 2011
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The place where cucks and shitskins come together to start bonfires and beheadings on the streets.
Hey Abdul, look at that gorgeous girl.
Let's rape and kill that infidel, Mohhamed.
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Later on the news:
Male from Germany stabs his wife.
by C4SyS@cMwNjTjGQ6iH7 July 7, 2018
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A magical place that you can only get to on a magic carpet ridein a time befor we can even remember Germany was already divided in half with a good side and a bad side. For many years the two sides battled for the land even though the door could not be opend a young man from parts unknown rather a stranger accidently opend the door colliding the 2 sides. That mans name was Skyler Tyzon thus emerged the battle for good and evil. Evil won the terrible war which triggerd events that emerged WW1. The evil King Krawg was dying so he hid in a mans body that man was Adolf Hitler.for many years WW1 was fought then WW2 emerged. Then one day a brave little caterpillar prince embeded himself in Hitlers brain Krawg found out and shot him self trying to kill the Prince. After that Germany was free and this time a wall was built. But there was unfinished buisness betwwen the Caterpillar Prince and the new ruler of Evil Gorpgorp Krawgs father Girgorp destroyed the wall but fortunatley the goos side won. And now the Caterpillar Prince rules Germany and made it what it is today.

The End!
Boberto: you know what i love about Germany

Hankerson: Its history?

Boberto: No! the women
by Caterpillar Prince January 2, 2009
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A country that used to be one of the most powerful in the world, but that after WW2 was made into an American style republic. Now led by Chancellor Angela Merkel, a puppet of the USA, It could be the 51 st state. It retains some of its traditions, but only to retain tourism and make profit in an american capitalist way. Also the butt of many jokes, because of its failure during WW2.
A jew walking in Germany, spits on the floor and slaps a german woman in the face. A policeman comes to arrest him.
"You are under arrest Sir"
Jew shows him his Israeli passport
"Im sorry to have bothered you Sir, Goodbye"
by NIKKK777 September 5, 2008
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