german breakfast 

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

german breakfast by germanwhore March 7, 2010

German Breakfast 

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

"me and the wife had a good old fashioned German Breakfast."

German Breakfast by big peen joe June 12, 2013

German Breakfast 

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

German Breakfast by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO 

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO by capturethefag February 10, 2021

German Breakfast Infaculation 

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations

German Breakfast Infaculation by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009

German Breakfast Infaculation 

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

German Breakfast Infaculation by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009