german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

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German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

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Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

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A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

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When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

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make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

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