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Gerry's Moustache 

A moustache of legendary power and definition, it was once believed to hide the eighth wonder of the world. One legend says that his mother actually gave birth to the moustache and that it grew Gerry.
I heard Chuck Norris shaved once... from the loose scraggles of unkempt hair that fell on ol' Chuck's floor grew a man. That man was Gerry's moustache.
Gerry's Moustache by #1stachfan February 15, 2010
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little gordy's

exceptionally large sperm
Oh shit last night I gave her the little gordy's so hard it killed the bitch
little gordy's by dady's cumi October 4, 2017

Geddy Levi's 

A pair of pants that would fit so tight, your voice will go up two octaves higher as that of Geddy Lee's.
Those are some awesome Geddy Levi's!

Gerry Speed 

When the VFD doesn’t run the motor fast enough for your liking so you crank that bitch up to 165 Hz.
Yo, this bottle rinser isn’t moving fast enough to keep up so I turned it to Gerry speed and it jammed so many bottles into that filler!
Gerry Speed by Elcapitandongcopter February 19, 2021

Gerry Status 

A status given to a person based on their reactions, both physical and mental after consuming illegal drugs.
"whoa, haha.. watch and listen to Logan try to explain the inner workings of communist russia, he is totally at Gerry Status"
Gerry Status by G Banks March 29, 2010

Gerry Smithson 

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them
Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth
Gerry Smithson by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Gerry Smithson 

Look! There goes a Gerry Smithson..
Gerry Smithson by Anonymous May 6, 2003