Gentle squeeze

A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.

Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*

by bha gilani September 29, 2009