According to Albert Goldman's biography on Lenny Bruce, it's the needle (or the whole device) that you use to push heroin into your blood.

(The book was originally written in the seventies and probably uses words in a not really wide-spread understanding.)
"...murmured old junkie devil Joe as he slipped the geezer into Lenny's tattooed left arm." (p. 141)
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Being passed in a race by another competitor much older than you.
I thought I was doing really well in the hill climb until I got geezered by a 65 year old on a piece of crap bike.
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A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
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A white person who tries desperately hard to be funny but ends up being cringy af.
Bobi: "L0L dude why did you do that it's not even funny you Cringe Geezer!"

Adam: "Lol Joe, CringeGeezerXD!"
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A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.

He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.

He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.

after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!

and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.
James really is a true brexit geezer innit?
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The little bit of doody a senior citizen leaves on the toilet seat after they leave the bathroom.
Yuck...when I went into the bathroom I noticed Grandpa left a geezer pellet on the toilet seat.
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“Stop stealing my parents tax money, you token geezer!”
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