Geezer Squeezer

A walker with a ring hanging from the top that you can fuck, so that the elderly can masturbate loudly like they used to

My grandpa really needs a geezer squeezer

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx December 19, 2020

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019