geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

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Geezer Pleezer

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.

Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

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diamond geezer

a legendary hero

cheers mate your a diamond geezer

by angelus August 14, 2003

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old geezer

An elderly person that is usaually very old.

Oh my, that man and women are old geezer's.

by Sica22 October 27, 2005

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nutty geezer

A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!

A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.

Did you see that dench lad called Kyle, he was a right nutty geezer,

by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015

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