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dirty gearshift 

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!
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gearshift cuntfuck 

While in a car, the act of a woman having anal sex with a gearshifter while a man or female with strap on brutually fucks her vagina.
Panfilo gingerly peered through the tinted window just as Rosa slide her muddy starfish onto the gearbox while Miguel pumped her brown taco hole finishing off the sweaty gearshift cuntfuck.

Awkward Gearshift 

The act of, when a friend engages you in a "pound it" and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift nob, exclaiming "AWKWARD GEAR SHIFT"
Austin: Hey man, pound it.

Joe: Alright *extends fist*

Austin: Seizes fist AWKWARD GEARSHIFT
Awkward Gearshift by DLBlast May 12, 2009

Gearshift Handjob 

A handjob in which the dick is used like a car gearshift, increasing the stroking intensity with each gear.
I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever
Gearshift Handjob by ArmiTej December 1, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026