Gazing Ball

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A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.

Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!

Gazing Ball by DSeanK May 21, 2017

Words you can keep

Ball Gazing

If someone happens to glance at your balls, you shout "BALL GAZING!" and punch one right in the sack to ward off potential homosexual advances and just to make clear to everyone that you're not a queer and, in fact, a raging homophobe.

1st Homophobe: "Habib glanced at my balls today."
2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."
1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."
2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."
1st homophobe: "I guess."

Ball Gazing by Captain Cockblock September 21, 2008

Related Words

Gazing Ball • Ball Gazing • Gaming Ballsack • gazing • gazing geezer • meat gazing • navel-gazing • shoe gazing • anal gazing • Naval gazing

Ball gazing

When a CO worker stands at the bottom of the ladder and watches you work....

Do you see that guy over there ball gazing? While the other guy works ?

Ball gazing by Whodat u December 28, 2023

Gaming Ballsack

When sweat and discharge builds up around your testicles during a long gaming session.

Hold up dude, I've got a nasty case of Gaming Ballsack.

Gaming Ballsack by Sewerhobo69 March 16, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026