A day that everyone plans but which never happens.

The day is usually said to involve excessive amounts of alcohol and gay porn, though the alcohol is optional.

Though often limited to one gender, this isn't always the case.
Me: Who's up for Gay Porn Friday?
Everyone: YES!
by random1234567890 July 25, 2009
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"The Gay Porn Club is amazing!"
by Betta Splendens July 28, 2016
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Can I get a Hoyaa! Hey! John! Quit watching gay porn! You gay porn watcher!
by Holy mike April 27, 2018
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by Ethan Hines May 3, 2014
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When a homosexual male who is an only child has a father who wants a grandson, so the homosexual male must donate his sperm to a female surrogate - by method of gay porn masturbation, in order to extend the bloodline.
Chris is literally such a p**sy… he must be a gay porn baby.
by Tay’s.cock November 1, 2023
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Europe's fondest place for watching dicks sucking dicks
Brad is an avid fan of the European Gay Porn Awards. In fact, he knows all 8,306 dick sizes by heart.
by Forkfreak December 27, 2013
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