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Garrett Smith 

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man alive! With all his great and successful talents he is good at everything! He is an amazing mechanic and welder and is one of the best drivers on and off dirt. Garrett Smith is also known for his amazing looks, and is good enough and respectful enough for any woman the follows his lead.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea is he the hot southern boy who banged my mom? Yea that him!
Garrett Smith by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021
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Garrett Smith 

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man, with a great mechanic and welding talent he can be good at everything, and the best driver on and off dirt, Garrett Smith is all so one known to pull many beautiful women. Garrett Smith is just about the hardest working man alive and one to have quite a strong pull out game.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea he banged my mom last Thursday.
Garrett Smith by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021

Garrett Smith 

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man alive! With all his great and successful talents he is good at everything! He is an amazing mechanic and welder and is one of the best drivers on and off dirt. Garrett Smith is also known for his amazing looks, and is good enough and respectful enough for any woman the follows his lead.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea isn’t he that hot southern man who banged my mom? Yup that’s him!🤤
Garrett Smith by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008