Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019

Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.

Damn garrets mom is double cheeked up right now. Mmm mmm mmm.

by June 8, 2022

Garret

He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone

Garret: hah short

Everyone:

by Danana Banana May 29, 2021

Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 19, 2020

Garret McDermott

Garret is a fuckin stud

Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him

by Hunterman63 October 14, 2019

Garret Payne

nerd

garret payne

by jgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg October 29, 2020

Clumsy Garret

A fat black clumsy kid.

Look at that disgusting clumsy garret.

by alhdjlhajhd July 31, 2016