a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink
by chigger funk August 05, 2010
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A city in Texas, a suburb of Dallas. It’s a pretty small city where everyone has the same bedtime. People that live there joke about how shitty and boring it is, but it’s still home so what are you going to do, ya know?
James: Hey, want to hang out?
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.
by FuIIer September 19, 2017
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The techno music was coming from the Garland of gays gathered on the front stoop.
Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!
Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!
by jridge84 July 02, 2011
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do not give a Garland a beer he turns into a wreck that will not stop touching you, kicking you or pinching you. and do not allow on the beach its not a pretty sight
by dobbie11 June 06, 2011
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Verb; To play Final Fantasy I and make joke commentary along the way. Named after the ridiculously easy first boss, Garland.
by themiranguians December 26, 2011
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