Gandalf's Cave 

Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.

Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"

Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "

Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

Gandalf's Cave by mattcrowley1234 July 30, 2010

Gandalf's Hair Dye 

When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.

Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished

Gandalf's Hair Dye by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

Gandalf's beard by MIKE March 19, 2004

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

Gandalf's beard by Stouffer November 7, 2002

gandalf's staff 

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.

Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?

gandalf's staff by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013

Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler

Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler

Gaydolf Shitler by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009

Gaydolf Shitlet 

Gaydolf Shitlet is a illiterate Discord user whom of which cyber bullies people, spreads Nazi propaganda on Discord (Ultimate fucking cringe), and has a tendency to drive people to harm themselves.

Gaydolf Shitlet: Fucl you man i hyate you, you ary ugly and yiy suck dick go fuckb yoyrsellf
The person who was insulted: Wat?

Gaydolf Shitlet by Fighting_Remnant February 23, 2020