A gamer's girlfriend is exactly what it sounds like...a gamer's gf. But a gamer's gf takes care of her boyfriend. She makes him food, does some chores, ect. But there is an understanding to this. The gamer shouldn't think that this gamer gf will do everything for him. Some days is his, others are with her...NO GAMES ALLOWED unless arranged otherwise
Jerry's girl is a typical gamer's girlfriend. He got lucky!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'