Gamer's Hand 

Caused by over-gaming. The most common cause is hand-held consoles, the most prominent now being the awkwardly designed Nintendo DS. It causes the the hand to cramp up while attempting to play videogames.

"Now to play some 'Super Mario 64 DS' ...arrgghh... my hand! ..it won't move! AAAH LOOK AT ME! ...don't look at me... Loo~ook at meeee...

Gamer's Hand by H.T.J July 5, 2005

Gamer’s Hand

Gamer’s Hand is where the human hand, in a relaxed state is shaped of the grip of a video game controller. Most commonly then not caused by over-excessive video gaming on consoles. The Most common cases of Gamer’s Hand are created through the Xbox 360 due to the harshness of the degree of grip to play pad. Signs that you have Gamer’s Hand are: Numbness of the hands, Contour of the palms and fingers to fit grip of item perfectly, and arthritis. There is no cure for Gamer’s Hand currently.

Mark- Dude, my hands are in the shape of the controller, and there super numb! What's wrong with me!?

Steve- Sounds like you have a case of "Gamer’s Hand".

Mark- OHHHH NOOSSSEEEEEE

Gamer’s Hand by SmoothTrooperDoogy November 16, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016