Gabriel Andrade Lantz
A Gabriel Andrade Lantz is a strange child. He is very funny, kind and hot around his friends, and girls. He is 10 years of age (acts older) and has brown hair, bleached at the top. But, if you are his sister, you will know that he has a dark side. He is very sensitive and sometimes cries when people joke around. He screams when he dies in Fortnite. He also plays Battle Royal with his mom. He dreams of girls when he sleeps. But, in the end, he can can crank 90s and can 360 oggabuga you in the head. Girls drool for him. Find a Gabriel and see for yourself.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is so cute and nice.
Boy: What? I am cuter than GABRIEL ANDRADE LANTZ!
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is wayyyyyy cuter than you!
Girl 2: She’s right punk! Find yourself another girl who thinks you are cute. That must be a challenge!
Gabriel: Hey, that is my friend! Don’t pick on him.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is right. We are mean, Gabriel is so nice to his friends.
Boy: What? I am cuter than GABRIEL ANDRADE LANTZ!
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is wayyyyyy cuter than you!
Girl 2: She’s right punk! Find yourself another girl who thinks you are cute. That must be a challenge!
Gabriel: Hey, that is my friend! Don’t pick on him.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is right. We are mean, Gabriel is so nice to his friends.
Gabriel Andrade Lantz by Amazing- December 21, 2019
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