Bob:Have you heard of that band from outer space?
Jay:GWAR? No cause they suck.
Bob kills Jay and sprays him with various bodily fluids.
by GWARfan January 13, 2008
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The most awesome 1337 pwnage band ever made!!!! Everyone that says GWAR is stupid or "just a shock-rock band" is a fucking idiot who doesnt get the point. Who could hate a band with songs like "meat sandwich", "penguin attack", and "fucking an animal"? Oh, and dont forget fishfuck!!FFS people, have a sense of humor!!
OMG GWAR is so 1337!!
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An irritating STD contracted by girls in which a miniature metal band wearing painful sci-fi horror costumes plays a constant vagina-shredding set. GWARS is treatable, but no permanent cure has been found.
I thought I was being safe, but little did I know GWARS can shred right through condoms.
by mfac84 May 11, 2009
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GWAR is a shock metal band and the first to support and use comedic metal. GWAR is also reason to be believed a acronym. Example's are as follows; "God What A Racket", "God What an Awful Racket", "Gay Women Aganist Rage", and "Gay Women Against Rape"
The band itself wears monster-esque costumes like Slipknot and are a hit about many fan's of the Metal genre.

GWAR plain and simple, rocks.
The GWAR concert was packed, I couldn't get a seat anywhere!

GWAR is the best Metal band in my opinion.
by Mike "1204" August 23, 2005
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(verb)An occurance in any public place where a person just so happens to fart so hard that they crap their pants

background: named while skimming Gwar section of music store when this heinous act happened, hence the name
"Dude i went to Media Play today and I tried to fart but I Gwared all over myself and I had to run to the bathroom to clean my undies!"
by J.T. July 20, 2004
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an acronym for "GOD WHAT AWFUL RACKET" as taken from Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus). see also "scumdog"
coz we are gwar. and we'll go far. we got guitars. we'll eat your car.
by the dastardly one December 30, 2003
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