Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"
Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."
Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."
Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
by GUY-PHONEowner August 07, 2011
An exposition giving guy from Five Nights at Freddy's who you only ever hear through pre-recorded phone calls and tapes.
Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Person 1: "Why's phone guy kinda cute-"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."
1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."
1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"
by AvatarOfTheWhore January 04, 2021
a character from the hit game five nights at freddys who has a phone for a head. and also the same character the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
person 1:DAMN BRO I WANT PHONE GUY'S MEAT IN ME
person 2:PARDON?
person 3:for real Bro he's so fine in dsaf
person 2:PARDON?
person 3:for real Bro he's so fine in dsaf
by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022
by Silvy154 May 02, 2011
A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.
Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.
Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.
Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "
Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"
Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "
Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"
Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
by Moira Tyles January 10, 2019