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Guadalupan Blowjob 

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.
Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.

orgullo guadalupano 

Ian Santiago,Jambiel and Sebastian Gamez.
Guy 1:I won a nobel prize
Everyone shouts:You are an orgullo guadalupano
orgullo guadalupano by Pedro is god February 11, 2022

battle of guadalcanal

My room is a battle of guadalcanal!
battle of guadalcanal by Jotaputa December 2, 2017
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026