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GARDENING, Tanning, Laundry

Not to be confused for Gym, Tanning, Laundry.

This version of GTL is generally reserved for female AARP members who are trying to keep up with the slang that their grandchildren use
Martha: "Hey Gertrude! Are you free for brunch tomorrow?"

Gertrude: "I'm sorry Martha, I can't do brunch. GTL baby!"
by Bryan Plummer September 09, 2010
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Glenn the Liar

Glenn Beck, host on Fox News Channel, is an infamous liar.
Yeah, so I was watching GTL last night and all he did was rant about Obama, putting the word "fact" in his speech for effect and holding the Constitution like he wrote it. I looked up what he was talking about, not on his website of course, and what i found was GTL at his finest once again, caught in another lie.
by OGTL1 October 04, 2010
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GTL....The Southern Redneck version of the infamous "Gym Tan Laundry" creed used by the characters on Jersey Shore.

Practiced extensively by generations of white Americans living predominantly in the rural southern bible belt regions.
by Garrett G2. March 30, 2011
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Gym Time Legoo (lets go)

For those who don't tan or do laundry, just gym(:
Self explanatory..GTL
by Mz.Beezy April 13, 2011
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Typically known as the acronym for gym, tan, laundry now has a new meaning, Guido Tan Lotion, which is what you apply to the skin before the tanning process of a GTL to obtain that orange, extra crispy, guido doosh look you've been striving for.
Dude your tan looks amazing

Cause I GTL'd before I GTL'd

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?
by ThatNakedGuy August 27, 2010
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Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.
Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.
by parkca01 November 19, 2010
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Gym, Tan, Lunch

as coined by Betty White on her show "Off Their Rockers"

Because Betty White doesn't do her own laundry.
Betty White says the secret to a long life is GTL. Lunch is now the most important meal of the day. Because Betty White says so.

WWBWD?
by Beastie1212 May 09, 2012
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