greteliis 

Angel, the most adorable woman on earth! The way she smiles, you just can not be sad around her. Her beauty might make you blind and the sound of her voice calms you down. Sweetest girl you'll ever meet, but she's allready taken.

Feel my love - Glenn Travis

If you see a perfect woman, she's definetely Greteliis

greteliis by Nostalgia123 November 22, 2021

kreteliis 

kreteliis is the most beautiful girl in the world,

she’s super sweet and cares about her friends.

kreteliis is the best -rin

kreteliis by dogcat18363 February 14, 2021

hansel and gretelling 

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.

I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?

hansel and gretelling by odie74 September 20, 2016

Hansel & Greteling 

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.

Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.

Hansel & Greteling by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018

Gretelese 

The intenese german-ness and innocence (Jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about sexual intercourse or lack thereof.

Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!

Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.

Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.

Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!

Gretelese by BlondieOnTheLoose March 27, 2009

hansel and gretelling 

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

hansel and gretelling by bignukka February 15, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019