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A person online, typically clean shaven, filming with an iPhone that is talking out of their ass about how to be successful with ease at things they have had no actual practical success in.
Wait a second before you click off this video, I invite you to take two minutes to learn how I and my 3,894 other clients make 2% a day on the stock market. Let me be your GOOROO!!!
gooroo by TheRealSombra October 17, 2020
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Goorookgunya 

It’s a mockasunya that’s also a fokasunya...also known as Horus the cat
Hey stinky did you hear about goorookgunya?
Goorookgunya by Punkrck1995 February 13, 2022

GOOGOOLI 

It means “cutie” in persian, it’s a slang not an official word, usually used for babies
You are such a googooli
GOOGOOLI by SMNJD October 29, 2018

Goomoolah 

Vernacular Greek.. origin in Peloponese

def- Excrement
I stepped in dog goomoolah
Goomoolah by I am Greek August 8, 2009
The nickname given to a Flandere Scarlet fumo.
Nigel: Gooboo acquired.
Michael: yooooo
gooboo by fishgaming March 13, 2023

Goorious 

This is a term used for the schizophrenic state of being excessively goofy and excessively serious, the ability to switch between the two, and being nowhere in between. This is generally encountered in high school band, choir, and other such musical groups. On their free time, they may act like stupid 5-year-olds. Some may even laugh at everything, every atom moved, every word spoken, even if to others it is dumb.

But when around adults, and in concerts, they become boring. In fact, very boring. They are obsessed with rules and such, and obey them like robots. They respect everyone, no matter how weird they are. And after the show, they switch back.
Goorious people are made fun of because they are goorious.

The chorus consisted of two groups: one made up of nerds obsessed with theory, and the other of goorious oddballs who would be bullied if they werent in the group.
Goorious by Urine Corporation October 13, 2012

Googoots (Cucuzza) 

Literally, in italian, a big squash. Used as slang it means "a useless person." In other words, all that person is good for is to sit there like a big squash and get bigger. It can just as easily be derogatory as well as joking.
I was going to get Frank to fix my Mustang, but then I remembered that as far as mechanics go, he's a total googoots (cucuzza).