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GELMO

We've beat this thing to death, GELMO.
by Spazter October 11, 2018
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gelmos

a famous black/kenyan athlete. gelmos was born in the amazon rainforest where he was brough up by the wolf tribe. he was 7 foot 2 an more ripped then mr T. he survived by hunting his own food an eating the herbs that he found. some herbs were similar to the ones we smoke today.
one day people found him an took him to kenya. this was his new home. one day gelmos tried to run an nobody could catch him. eventually they got in the car an caught him. after seeing this gelmos was put into the kenyan olympic team under a different name. he won many gold medals an broke many records. he is the black god. i look up to him. he gets me through each day.. GELMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! !!!!!
omg watch out!! its gelmossss!!!
by jmo gelmos January 25, 2008
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Gelmo

A person who gives great hugs, charms everyone around them, always says the best things, listens to metal, and can play just about any musical instrument by ear.
"Woah, check out that guy singing Babykiller and rockin' out with his Aria Pro II!"

"Oh, yeah. That's Gelmo."
by athpethialperthon February 13, 2010
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Gelmo

This argument isn’t going anymore. Just gelmo.
by T+J+B January 17, 2019
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Gelmo effect

Gelmo Effect — starts when OHS doesn’t give you a f*ck, but your brain suddenly does. You begin connecting your heartbreak to Gelmo Hierarchy and your “palautog” moments to justine nautgan’s theory of desire — like it’s a thesis defense nobody asked for
gah damn did i just got Gelmo effect? coz it makes me palautog every time i think about OHS. Like bouy fr? OHS stands for oten hierarchy system? tf is that even mean?
by Dile_definitely_palautog October 5, 2025
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