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a famous black/kenyan athlete. gelmos was born in the amazon rainforest where he was brough up by the wolf tribe. he was 7 foot 2 an more ripped then mr T. he survived by hunting his own food an eating the herbs that he found. some herbs were similar to the ones we smoke today.
one day people found him an took him to kenya. this was his new home. one day gelmos tried to run an nobody could catch him. eventually they got in the car an caught him. after seeing this gelmos was put into the kenyan olympic team under a different name. he won many gold medals an broke many records. he is the black god. i look up to him. he gets me through each day.. GELMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! !!!!!
omg watch out!! its gelmossss!!!
gelmos by jmo gelmos January 25, 2008
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the tantalising qualities of razor sharp wits combined with quirky tastes in music with a liberal serving of old-fashioned coolness mixed in for good measure.
Damn, that girl just oozes gemmosity!

Her gemmosity factor is off the scale.

quirky coolness sarcastic
gemmosity by Sir Mattress February 11, 2010
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Gelos is the minor Greek god of laughter.
First mentioned by Roman writer Apuleius, though not known if Gelos was considered a real god or was simply an invention of the writer.
Person No 1: Do you know who the Greeks knew as laughter?
Person No 2: No... Did they even have one?
Person No 1: ... Yup, and his name was Gelos.
1. a almost scored goal in a sport
2. a fish cookie
1. I was playing the finals, i took the last kick of the ball. GOOOOOOOLmost. dang it i missed

2. my mom packed me golmosts for lunch today
golmost by gizzyassucker May 24, 2009

Gelmason 

The name you call someone who thinks they are highly intelligent and also lives in their own fantasy world, they would normally be seen walking around with their bitch usually male which they call a 'Peon'
Bro, Check that Gelmason out.

Yee cuz walking his peon dox
Gelmason by TyroneDox November 6, 2012
A person who gives great hugs, charms everyone around them, always says the best things, listens to metal, and can play just about any musical instrument by ear.
"Woah, check out that guy singing Babykiller and rockin' out with his Aria Pro II!"

"Oh, yeah. That's Gelmo."
Gelmo by athpethialperthon February 13, 2010

gemosian 

A compilation of the words "geeky", "emo", and "asian." Emo refers more to style, not attitude towards life. They are everywhere; you know it. They just have such great emo hair.
Aaron Yoo (from Disturbia) is such a gemosian.
gemosian by TaylorAXEMurderer October 23, 2008
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