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Gareth Southgate

Absolute twat that played saka in a penalty shootout
“Have you seen Gareth Southgate?”
“No he disappeared after the Euro finals

gareth southgate

penalty missing twat.
stared in a pizza hut advert with chris waddle and stewart pearce
that twat southgate was the reason we didnt win euro 96
gareth southgate by mat townsend December 11, 2003

Gareth Southgate

The King, the legend that led the England Squad to the Semi-Finals of the Russia 2018 World Cup. Miricle King.
Gareth Southgate is the worlds best Manager. Fact.

Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026