by dionysius June 28, 2004
by Heinrich March 6, 2004
by Lolimdeadinside January 19, 2018
That kind guy who occasionally says things in German, is rather talented, plays tons of video games, and is an overall geek. He claims to do no physical activities, yet has some secret to staying fit.
1: Hey! You're breaking the rules!
2: But Günther forced me to do this!
1: Oh... Then why didn't you just say no?
2: Because... It's contagious.
1: *reject* Just STFU!
2: But Günther forced me to do this!
1: Oh... Then why didn't you just say no?
2: Because... It's contagious.
1: *reject* Just STFU!
by YannöDisnamizFæk December 31, 2015
The Güther Paradox describes the following situation:
You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
"Did you know, that most men would shit in Günther's Mailbox while aggressively staring at him?"
"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
by Wagwanblud13454949 December 17, 2021
Günther is a foking (Italian not German) hero with the biggest penis in the world. Don't try to make him mad or he will foksmash you and your foking door. With his foking big knowledge about everything you won't be smarter than him so don't even try to say bullshit to him. He isn't just a wankor.... He is a foking rockstar.
by Foking Wankor November 29, 2021