Furo Racecraft 

A Furo racecraft is a place where you can get your racecar hacked to death. The only thing the place is good for is wasting sawzall blades. The owner is a complete douche bag that will lie to your face about the time of day.

Ironicaly, the same moron that would lie about the time of day and who claims to be so busy that he cant answer a phone, is now making clocks with his name on it. Of course, the time is never right because he has no concept of what time really is.

2. To hack something up is to "Furo" something

3. A Furo Fest is an event to try to salvage a dying business that is run by a moronic, lying, con artist.

4. A place that has hacked up more than one "famous" guys car from chicago. he's done it to many different people around the midwest

5. A "furo check" is a check that is written on a closed bank account

Famous Furo Racecraft quotes:

"Sure, I can get it done by then or maybe 6 months later"

"If my name is on it, I'll have to cut more of it apart and really fuck it up"

"Advertising is not worth my time"

"Of course it takes 4 months to cut a car up, didnt you know that?"

"sure it's done, I'll bring it out on tuesday. I just wont tell you which tuesday that it will be"

"Will you please swing on my coin purse?"

Furo Racecraft by Harold Furo March 6, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016