A species in some ways similar to homo-sapiens, but with a few major differences.
1. No reproductive organs, only the unquenchable urge to be as creepy as possible to avoid any possible sexual encounters.
2. Only seen with a finger in a hole in a girl's pants or hiding behind people at all times.
3. Frequent use of the chicago concrete jungle (look it up) on himself and using that as sustinence to live.
4. Inability to say words loud enough for people to hear, and also not able to provide enough blankets for peoples in need of warmth even with blankets in close proximity.
5. Constant schoolage by John Alfred Miller IV on pricing of beverages.
6. Main predators include leprachauns, orange monsters, and John Stamos. Oh, and Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, but they're givens.
&. Unnaturally hairy ass cheeks. Also used as magnets for ice cubes.
7. A Furcock has a genetic makeup that is complete opposite of the Kool aid guy, because the cool aid guy is so ridiculously awesome and disgusting without sugar.
If you ever encounter one, the suggested course of action is to make sure all genetalia is safely secured and not to go into defense mode until the threat of a Furcock has passed, Many people have been unknowing victims of brorape by these inhuman vile creatured. Also it is legal to kill onsite if you have a gun or other long distance weapon.
Its blood is just creepiness disguised as a red liquid.
1. No reproductive organs, only the unquenchable urge to be as creepy as possible to avoid any possible sexual encounters.
2. Only seen with a finger in a hole in a girl's pants or hiding behind people at all times.
3. Frequent use of the chicago concrete jungle (look it up) on himself and using that as sustinence to live.
4. Inability to say words loud enough for people to hear, and also not able to provide enough blankets for peoples in need of warmth even with blankets in close proximity.
5. Constant schoolage by John Alfred Miller IV on pricing of beverages.
6. Main predators include leprachauns, orange monsters, and John Stamos. Oh, and Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, but they're givens.
&. Unnaturally hairy ass cheeks. Also used as magnets for ice cubes.
7. A Furcock has a genetic makeup that is complete opposite of the Kool aid guy, because the cool aid guy is so ridiculously awesome and disgusting without sugar.
If you ever encounter one, the suggested course of action is to make sure all genetalia is safely secured and not to go into defense mode until the threat of a Furcock has passed, Many people have been unknowing victims of brorape by these inhuman vile creatured. Also it is legal to kill onsite if you have a gun or other long distance weapon.
Its blood is just creepiness disguised as a red liquid.
Innocent Bystander - OMG A FURCOCK DUCK!!!
A Furcock - (Heavy Breathing)
Bystander - AAHH (goes into coma)
A Furcock - (Heavy Breathing)
Bystander - AAHH (goes into coma)
by gaggerrrr December 26, 2008
Get the Furcock mug.A species in some ways similar to homo-sapiens, but with a few major differences.
1. No reproductive organs, only the unquenchable urge to be as creepy as possible to avoid any possible sexual encounters.
2. Only seen with a finger in a hole in a girl's pants or hiding behind people at all times.
3. Frequent use of the chicago concrete jungle (look it up) on himself and using that as sustinence to live.
4. Inability to say words loud enough for people to hear, and also not able to provide enough blankets for peoples in need of warmth even with blankets in close proximity.
5. Constant schoolage by John Alfred Miller IV on pricing of beverages.
6. Main predators include leprachauns, orange monsters, and John Stamos. Oh, and Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, but they're givens.
7. Unnaturally hairy ass cheeks. Also used as magnets for ice cubes.
8. A Furcock has a genetic makeup that is complete opposite of the Kool aid guy, because the cool aid guy is so ridiculously awesome and disgusting without sugar.
If you ever encounter one, the suggested course of action is to make sure all genetalia is safely secured and to go into defense mode until the threat of a Furcock has passed, many people have been unknowing victims of brorape by these inhuman vile creatures. Also it is legal to kill one onsite if you have a gun or other long distance weapon.
Its blood is just creepiness disguised as a red liquid.
1. No reproductive organs, only the unquenchable urge to be as creepy as possible to avoid any possible sexual encounters.
2. Only seen with a finger in a hole in a girl's pants or hiding behind people at all times.
3. Frequent use of the chicago concrete jungle (look it up) on himself and using that as sustinence to live.
4. Inability to say words loud enough for people to hear, and also not able to provide enough blankets for peoples in need of warmth even with blankets in close proximity.
5. Constant schoolage by John Alfred Miller IV on pricing of beverages.
6. Main predators include leprachauns, orange monsters, and John Stamos. Oh, and Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, but they're givens.
7. Unnaturally hairy ass cheeks. Also used as magnets for ice cubes.
8. A Furcock has a genetic makeup that is complete opposite of the Kool aid guy, because the cool aid guy is so ridiculously awesome and disgusting without sugar.
If you ever encounter one, the suggested course of action is to make sure all genetalia is safely secured and to go into defense mode until the threat of a Furcock has passed, many people have been unknowing victims of brorape by these inhuman vile creatures. Also it is legal to kill one onsite if you have a gun or other long distance weapon.
Its blood is just creepiness disguised as a red liquid.
Innocent Bystander - OMG A FURCOCK DUCK!!!
A Furcock - (Heavy Breathing)
Bystander - AAHH (goes into coma)
A Furcock - (Heavy Breathing)
Bystander - AAHH (goes into coma)
by geegeee May 10, 2007
Get the Furcock mug.adj. (foo-cock-ted) An object that has been misaligned, bent or otherwise has become askew. This word is a combination with the word fucked and cockeyed.
1. Your axle is fucockted!
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.
by KTex March 5, 2007
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by Stephen Ubfal May 30, 2008
Get the Farcockt mug.Fufcock- (n) A person who believes with great error that he or she is substantially intellectually, socially, or otherwise superior to anyone else because of the reputation of the college that said person attends or attended. This person is a complete idiot, and simply acts as though they know what they're talking about by using an expanded vocabulary, wherein the information presented is inaccurately verbalized.(adv: -ishly, adj: -ish, v (inf): to fufcock)
n: I'm gonna key that fufcock's car.
adj: Bryan used fufcockish tactics, such as flashing keys to his Dad's Porsche and a wallet full of credit cards to steal Aaron's high maintenance girlfriend.
adv: Joe fufcockishly stole Aaron's high maintenance girlfriend from Bryan. What a fufcock.
adj: Bryan used fufcockish tactics, such as flashing keys to his Dad's Porsche and a wallet full of credit cards to steal Aaron's high maintenance girlfriend.
adv: Joe fufcockishly stole Aaron's high maintenance girlfriend from Bryan. What a fufcock.
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