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Funny Boner 

When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner
Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr
Funny Boner by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019
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Funny Boner 

Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.
"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."
Funny Boner by uncleM October 13, 2009

funny boner 

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner
I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D
funny boner by discolust May 4, 2015

fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts
'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington
Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner

funnyboner 

Watching Olivia Munn on the daily show gives me a funnyboner.
funnyboner by Herbert Fussmucker August 29, 2010

funnybones emo!

when you see an emo blurt out funnybones emo! its supposedly amusing
random eshlass: funnybones emo!
togsy and gavin: roflmaowdc!
funnybones emo! by d= January 25, 2008
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