Funny Boner

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When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner

Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr

Funny Boner by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019

Words you can keep

Funny Boner

Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.

"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."

Funny Boner by uncleM October 13, 2009

Related Words

Funny Boner • fanny boner • Funnybone-gasm • funnybones emo! • funny bone • FUNNY BONED • funny loner • funny • funny man • funny-bunny

funny boner

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner

I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D

funny boner by discolust May 4, 2015

fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts

'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

fanny boner by Super Billy's super willys February 11, 2017

fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington

Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner

fanny boner by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017

funnyboner

When you laugh with a boner.

Watching Olivia Munn on the daily show gives me a funnyboner.

funnyboner by Herbert Fussmucker August 29, 2010

funnybones emo!

when you see an emo blurt out funnybones emo! its supposedly amusing

random eshlass: funnybones emo!
togsy and gavin: roflmaowdc!

funnybones emo! by d= January 25, 2008

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026