the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks
guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
by champion of friendship June 29, 2011
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When a woman is really hot. But, her face is always sticky...
Dude, that chick is hot, and she loves to give head, what a funnel cake.
by Lutreyxos July 11, 2008
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to hang with a friend in a hippie truck while wearing matching denim jackets its not sexual stop youre sinning youre all going to hell
clyde we should go funnel caking im so bored
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same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked
my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet
by ebjimmyg May 31, 2005
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A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.
Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006
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the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.
so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?
by capt long schlong January 27, 2010
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