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Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin
Fumbling Martin by _george__ January 6, 2007

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you
Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag
Fumbling The Bag by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Non fumbling of the bag 

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs
*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*

fanny fumbling 

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success
little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

Side Fumbling 

Side Fumbling is six hydrocoptic marzlevanes fitted to a lunar-wayne shaft.
Side Fumbling is also something a guy named Bruce does.
The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

As Bruce says, "Side Fumbling, that's what I do, Side Fumbling."
Side Fumbling by DUnit1984 June 28, 2021

Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about
Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome
Severe Fumbling Syndrome by DeBlobba September 29, 2022