The act of insulting someone so thoroughly that no response will undue or lesson the insult. An over the top mean spirited insult delivered out of deep spite that truly hurts the recipient and reveals how dickheaded the person is who rendered the insult.
The coach went full sausage on that sensitive young kid when he missed the easyshot .
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.